Zeke Whittle is ALIVE!
This is truly miraculous news. Earlier today Huff And Blow was shocked to hear that America's favorite newscaster Zeke Whittle had passed on shortly after his first post here.
Thankfully, that post was in error, and Zeke is still with us!
Apparently, after posting the entry, Zeke's great nephew Ethan began showing Zeke some other sites. Currently, Whittle family doctors speculate that Zeke was plunged into a deep catatonic state by flashing banner ads.
The site that caused this? The Drudge Report. I knew it was a danger to society, but not that much.
We wish Zeke a happy birthday, and the best for a speedy recovery. He'll be back posting here as soon as he can.