I need a crusade, just like Laurie David

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I do not know what the crusade will be. But, I will constantly mention it and tie everything into it. I will never cease to include a link to my website, that looks like it is what it is: the creation of a Hollywood housewife with too much time and too little of the thinking abilities.

Despite the complex scientific nature of this crusade that I shall find, I shall endeavor to understand its complexities, and I will always be able to boil it down into a series of vapid statements and scare-mongering.

What shall it be? Perhaps the rainforests? The scarcity of the giant whales? It must be at once complex, but at the same time something that the average Hollywood halfwit can understand. I will think about this and come up with my life's goal with which I shall bore you.