June 30, 2006

David Hasselhoff's "shaving accident"

It was no accident, and that should be obvious to everyone. What's not obvious is why. First, let's review.

He was in a London gym bathroom when he hit his head on a chandelier, showering his arm with broken glass, his publicist, Judy Katz, said.

Judy has done some work for me, and she's very good. Too good.

What you don't know about Mr. Hasselhoff might surprise you. Here's a flashback to over a year ago:

"Baywatch" and "Knight Rider," in which Hasselhoff co-starred with a car named Kit, may raise sniggers from highbrow critics at home but they are still going strong in India, and the actor said he had much in common with the escapism of Bollywood.

"I'm proud of shows like Baywatch and Knight Rider because it's about saving lives, not taking lives," he told Reuters.

"It's entertainment, it's tongue in cheek, it brings the world together," he said, adding that the entertainment industry was a powerful force for good in the world.

"I think it's responsible for a lot of world peace..."

Who do you know who might take offence at remarks like that? Who do you know who might be opposed to such a good will ambassador?

UPDATE: I've received a great deal of email on this issue, and I also discussed this in some depth with Al Franken at yesterday's meeting. While there are certain things I am not yet free to discuss, just to make this clear, there is the possibility this was just an accident. There is also the possibility it was a publicity stunt designed to boost his flagging singing career:

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June 29, 2006

Star Jones or Barbara Walters?

I don't care and neither should you. Turn off the idiot box and listen for a second. Do you realize what is going on in America right now? Instead of watching The View, you should be watching Current.TV or PBS Now. Or, even better, listening to NPR or even Pacifica.

Do you realize how you're being sheared?

We have a Bush administration that is leading us closer and closer to the Taliban. Due to their hatred of proper government programs, Bush and his minions have been chopping hundreds of programs out of the federal budget. What's worse, Bush had the grand plan of taking over the world, and we saw where that got us! At least Saddam was elected by his people, unlike The Shrub.

Corruption stalks America, and all you can do is sit there on your couch watching Star Jones and Barbara Walters. Wake up and get up!

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