Cudahy Patel

Posts by Cudahy Patel
Reality television start and heiress to the Patel Motel fortune

I won the sperm lotto

Many people have told me that I won the sperm lotto, and it's true. I was born the scion of the Noontime chain, and I've experienced all the perks. I was basically To The Motel Born. Another person who's won the sperm lottery is George W. Bush, who has no qualifications other than being the son of...

Vote for PAWS!

In my case, a year ago my beloved dog Winky got scared and jumped out of my car. The car was parked, of course. I wouldn't allow Winky to be able to jump out of a moving car. I never saw Winky again. Danni also lost her dog like I lost mine. Now, Senator Knielen wants you to vote on a law she wrote...