Prince Gerdt

Posts by Prince Gerdt
Member of the House of Hanover, professional beekeeper, Formula 1 driver, and HAB co-founder

The woman at the convenience store will be tested

I am not in the habit of buying the Los Angeles Times. The right-wing reactionary nature of my adopted city's sole major paper is a constant irritant, and their failure to even acknowledge ideologies beyond their narrow, arch-conservative worldview causes me to boycott that newspaper. Nonetheless,...

I need a crusade, just like Laurie David

I do not know what the crusade will be. But, I will constantly mention it and tie everything into it. I will never cease to include a link to my website, that looks like it is what it is: the creation of a Hollywood housewife with too much time and too little of the thinking abilities. Despite the...

I do not care about Jillian Crane

Arianna has reached the nadir of her little site with the posts by struggling actress and movie producer Jillian Crane. I am not a native speaker of English, yet I manage to spell my words correctly, whereas she does not. Seemingly every post she has made has been to "pimp" her project, which I...

Ariadne, are you there?

Hello, I am back from Europe. I had not viewed this site for some time, as I was concerned with other matters. I am surprised to find that there are so few posts. I have also been unable to contact Ariadne, John, Lori, or any of our other contributors. Also, this is where we find ourselves. I will...

I am Prince Gerdt

I am a European Prince, a gentleman farmer, and a man of business. I too welcome you to our celebrity blog!