July 20, 2005

I need a crusade, just like Laurie David

I do not know what the crusade will be. But, I will constantly mention it and tie everything into it. I will never cease to include a link to my website, that looks like it is what it is: the creation of a Hollywood housewife with too much time and too little of the thinking abilities.

Despite the complex scientific nature of this crusade that I shall find, I shall endeavor to understand its complexities, and I will always be able to boil it down into a series of vapid statements and scare-mongering.

What shall it be? Perhaps the rainforests? The scarcity of the giant whales? It must be at once complex, but at the same time something that the average Hollywood halfwit can understand. I will think about this and come up with my life's goal with which I shall bore you.

Posted by Prince Gerdt at 11:32 PM

July 17, 2005

I do not care about Jillian Crane

Arianna has reached the nadir of her little site with the posts by struggling actress and movie producer Jillian Crane. I am not a native speaker of English, yet I manage to spell my words correctly, whereas she does not.

Seemingly every post she has made has been to "pimp" her project, which I will not even mention. She fills her posts with the names of places that became unfashionable months or years ago. I go to a different place than the "Two Bunch Palms", and, no, I will not tell Ms. Crane which that is. It is like a caricature of the worthless Hollywood life.

Please, Arianna, if you are going to copy my concept at least copy it fully and faithfully and do not post anymore from this Crane person.

Posted by Prince Gerdt at 04:29 PM

July 8, 2005

Ariadne, are you there?

Hello, I am back from Europe. I had not viewed this site for some time, as I was concerned with other matters. I am surprised to find that there are so few posts. I have also been unable to contact Ariadne, John, Lori, or any of our other contributors.

Also, this is where we find ourselves.

I will carry on, until I find out where they are and what is the meaning of their absence from this site.

I have also decided that "if you can't beat them, join them" as the British say. I do not like "copycats", and I want to make it clear that this site was founded weeks before it was copied by a parvenue - if I can stoop to call her even by that name - Arianna Huffington. But, we must face the facts, and I will be running this site in the future with the goal of bringing down this Huffington Post.

Accordingly, I invite you to read the piffle from a self-promoting American celebrity named Kathy Ireland. She expects me to feel sorry because she could not find a cab? When millions were starving in Europe after the war, the Europe where she now lives? The insolence of this American whelp!

Posted by Prince Gerdt at 02:16 PM

April 28, 2005

I am Prince Gerdt

I am a European Prince, a gentleman farmer, and a man of business. I too welcome you to our celebrity blog!

Posted by Prince Gerdt at 08:41 PM